Keith Apricary. Not human.

I became obsessed with that guy from the last video I put up. I had to know if he was for real, or was this all an act; and if it was an act, where on earth did he come from? After about a minute on the google machine, thanks to Al Gore, I found out that Keith is a character that comedian, and actor, Nathan Barnatt does. I was pretty bummed. I thought we had another legend in the making, with shades of Wesley Willis. But not really Wesley Willis, cause he was certified crazy.

If he looks strangely familiar, this is probably why. Turns out, he is not as funny as I thought he would be, but he is pretty funny.

Music Video Audition

I do not know who Kimberly Cole is, other than she has found herself a gem. This guy has no qualms about showing everyone else up.

MJ.

I am not sure how to apply this dancing to my job, but I'm not saying it couldn't happen.

Job Opening: Lip Sync Professional

I have seen an increase of music videos with people lip syncing. Its got me thinking, how did they get their start? Were they a back up in other videos, just an extra? Maybe they posted their own video on Youtube.... I dunno, if you do, lemme know. I think I could/want to do that. I'll do anything for a dollar. 



This dude kills it... stellar moves. Just mint.

Droke

You tell me whether these dudes are kidding, drunk, or both?

Father And Son Perform "Take Me Home Tonight" - Watch MoreFunny Videos

The Father is a much better performer. If you can't last, which you should, skip to 2:18 when they really cut loose. I think the dad is droke... the son, I hope he is just kidding. 

white with no rythmn

I have never really been to a club or a real dance, until I came to Cedar. Sure we had bi-stake dances and what not, but the only dancing going on there was on the slow dances. Dancing to "fast songs" (as we like to call them in Fallabama) was too intimidating. No one could really do it. Dancing to popular up beat tempo was taboo. Plus I wasn't allowed to go to the school dances, they were considered bad. Only the bad kids went to them. So imagine my surprise when I get to the bustling city of Cedar. People actually danced at church function dances.

I love dancing. Dancing can be extremely liberating... you can just let loose and go nuts... if you have the confidence, and that is what it is all about, confidence. I may not be too great on the dance floor, but as a Hyde, I have got confidence or crazy.There are some down sides to dancing.

Number UNO: Sweat. I sweat easy and a lot. I hate it. It sucks when your dancing with a girl and her hair gets stuck on your face. That is something like testing spaghetti to see if it is ready. You know, throwing the noodle on the wall to see if it sticks. Yeah, her hair is the noodles, my face is the wall. ugh...
I don't just jump into the dancing scene right away, I have to warm up first. I take it easy for the first few songs, so about song number five I am grooving... Grooving = Sweating. All of it. I got the swass, swoosh, swoob, swead, all of it. Dripping like a leaky faucet.
The worst is the smell. People are all sweating; everywhere you find wetness. I feel that humidity should not be created by man, but rather nature. I do not want to be breathing in the vapors of others heat and sweat. I am in a room of condensation. I promise, you will come out smelling like the trap door of odor, just like a casino. A deep cleansing shower is a must!

Number DOSE: Gross People. Aside from the sweat you find some nasties on the dance floor. People who are just creeping, sketchy, psycho, etc. Gross dudes just looking for a feel. The ones who chase down girls and refuse to accept a 'no'. I feel bad for girls. I really do. If people think church is a meat market, then they need to go to a dance.
Girls can be just as bad. Let me give you a recent example. I was grooving and a larger hunny noticed me. She kept telling me to show her what I had. I don't usually talk on the dance floor. Talking seems to be counter intuitive. I am already deaf in my right ear, so talking just seems a more difficult task then tying my shoe. So, I ignore her egging me on. ANYWAYS, she keeps finding me. Then, towards the end, she backs her BOOTY up on me. I am stunned. I mean, I feel like I am glued to the floor. She then turns around and takes my hat and puts it on her head. Wow.... That is all I can say. Wow.

Number TRACE: Aftershock. I come home, my ears are ringing, my clothes are soaked, and I am tired. The night is over. No one wants to chill after getting all nasty at a dance. Dances are really a catch 22. They are way more fun than sitting and doing nothing, but they kill the night.