One less lonely girl....

I want to make something very clear, Justin Bieber is not gay. I do not understand where all this animosity came from? What did he do wrong; sang some really catchy tunes at the age of fourteen, kicks it with Usher, and is hooking up with ladies almost double his age. Or maybe it is because he was found on youtube? Wait, its because he only has a mom. NO! It is because he is a Canuk! Screw our peaceful neighbors to the north, all of them are jerks. Not one talented person has come from Canada (Celine Dion, Jim Carey, Steve Nash, Kurt Warner, Conan O'Brien, to name a few more worthless citizens of Canada).  I guess I did  fail to mention that he got caught smoking weed.... you're right he is a total fagot. Do you see how foolish it is to hate him? It is really idiotic. People just hate greatness. Kesha on the other hand is utterly obnoxious and has terrible lyrics. She is a legit target for hating, but Justin? Nah. Hey, JB, I got your back. Don't worry about all the haters.