E please.

The other day I answered E on a multiple test question, which is fine, if E was an option. It wasn't on the test. However, it wasn't marked incorrect. As I made my way home, I looked up to the heavens, said a silent 'thank you', got into my car, and cut a person off. See, we are limited to how many freebies we get. I don't know who is keeping track, but if you find yourself in a situation where you are thinking, 'how in the heck is this happening, because this is SOOOO AWESOME' ride that baby until she breaks down at the derby, because it is literally your lucky day.

Example two, about six months ago I run a red light. I zoomed right in front of a squad car. As I did so, some kind of celebration music went off in my car. No ticket... I should have pulled over, mooned every passing driver, and then gone into the nearest bank and ask for ten thousand dollars. Why not, right? Cause you'll have other nights where you lose a ton of money, and birds decide that the hood of your car looks just like a giant toilet bowl (Eff Mesquite).

The unfortunate thing is that it is hard to realize that you are in another dimension, until you have fallen back into Normalville, unless it happens all the time. I am sure Fonzie had no problem with seeing this layer open up to him. But we all ain't sporting white T's shrouded in leather. So take advantage of the system. Cause pretty soon we are going to have to buy health care, just like you have to buy auto insurance... Lighthouses' rule. You don't like the lighthouse? You suck.

7 comments:

Silent Cowboy said...

the basketball gods are now smiling upon the cavs. time for them to ride out their lucky streak. mike brown is coming back!

David said...

Silent cowboy, your comments are appreciated.

However, mike is a snake. In hopes that he is buried alive and fired from espn, I have written a letter to Dan Gilbert, in which I have implored him to address the cavs nation.... Imploring him to call out mike brown, the traitor, letting him know that he will never win a 'ship.

Silent Cowboy said...

Doesn't need a 'ship. Got coach of the year under his belt. One of the greatest coaches of all time. Up there with zen. Single-handedly took over a cavs organization with no talent and turned them into a team that reached the finals without the help of a single player. His e please streak simply ran out. Pure coincidence it happened the same time a certain someone took his talents to southbeach. Mike is a hall of famer in my book!

David said...

e streak ran out? the man got ran out of cleveland, and still manages to land a job at ESPN. how? this guy couldn't win with the person who was BORN to play basketball. a person who was backed by c-town his whole life. Mike Brown is a joke. hall of fame isn't for wanksters.

Silent Cowboy said...

What do mike brown and roger reid have in common?

Silent Cowboy said...

Nothing.

David said...

you cant answer your own question in another comment. RULE 12.