Doing Laundry

Used to: put everything in one pile and slam it into the washer

Now I: sort clothes meticulously and have smaller load sizes

Used to: put everything in the dryer

Now I: take items out that I know I shouldn't dry

Used to: think I was good at laundry

Now I: know that I am not because I shrunk my wife's sweater

Used to: do laundry from start to finish

Now: I am not allowed to put anything in the dryer