Things that can end a marriage

1. Deciding on where to eat 
• The most contentious moment you can have in a marriage. You though money would be on here? No. This is worse. Imagine driving around, suggesting places, but nothing sticks. "I don't care" doesn't actually mean that. 
2. Doing laundry 
• You do it wrong. Even if you think you are doing it right. From sorting to folding, you suck. So give up. 
3. Cleaning the house
• See above
4. Driving anywhere 
• See above
5. Shopping
• Unless you like looking at things you won't buy
• Unless you save money by spending money
6. Gifts 
• It actually is a competition