You know you are a headcase when....

you kick trash cans over, after you have already punched the wall several times, because you were pissed....

you think someone wants to marry you, when all they did was ask you on a date and cuddled with you....

you tweet about how you hate your life several times a day....

you break up with someone who you weren't even dating....

you can't remember what you ate for lunch the previous day....

you think that Ron Artest is normal....

you go to movies alone... and actually enjoy it....

you dip toast into orange juice and eat it... and like it....

you justify gambling with scholarship money...

4 comments:

Maggie Wood said...

I hope you're not talking about yourself.

Steve-0 said...

What about when you argue with a dyke when the argument means absolutely nothing and you friends are telling you to let it go?

Silent Cowboy said...

Africa, you know that qualifies as a headcase. No doubt. And for the record, she won.

David said...

we are all headcases man.