That was a little harsh. They do a lot for us; they keep the peace, pretend to care, keep people from speeding. I know. I just don't get the hostility to people who are not rude to them. I.E. me. I get pulled over so much that I think I deserve a "frequent stopped card". It's sabotage man. I am a vet. I've been through their bogus routine so much, that I have my registration, licence, and proof of insurance as I pull over to the side of the road.
I love their line of questioning when they come up to the window. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Wait, is that rhetorical. Like, you actually want a response. Ummm, yes. Yes I do. Then, after I have stated that I do in fact know that I was breaking the law, they repeat back to me what I did. Thanks officer, but I am not the one that is going to have to fill out paper work.
"Get your licence, insurance, and registration." Please maybe? Just once, in your life, be polite. Oh, that's too hard. You should have been a lunch lady then. And why the heck are you standing so far back from the window. You can clearly see I have no weapon in or around my lap.
Then they do that whole "let's wait in the car" line of B.S.
Really dude/butch? I know that it takes you .5 seconds to find out that I have nothing on my record. Is this a 'timeout' or something? Okay, fine, I'll put my nose into the steering wheel and think about what I have done. Just give me a spanking next time. Timeouts are for girls.
They come back to the car and pretend to be all cool cause they "reduced" the ticket. And here I am, thanking THEM! I just have to bend over and take it cause I don't want to have to literally bend over in county. I say "Officer" and "Oh. Thanks," just to cover my bases. I wish I could be forthcoming and say, "You just ruined my day. I hope one of your kids is allergic to peanuts and falls into a bathtub full of peanuts. Or better yet, I hope someone tapes your eye lids shut with permanent tape," (but seriously, how frustrating. AHH I can't get this tape off! And its @#!$&*# tape!).