There was this girl the other day, on campus, who had an
extreme amount of eyeshadow. It was so bright, that I almost mistook her face for a neon sign. Too much of a good thing can be bad, and in this case, it was. She had the Dragon eyes; which is a red flag. Initially, she might seem appealing, but when you dig deeper, you know there is a story to be told. As in our case, Shrek provides the story, doctrine, and principle of the 'She Dragon'.
"Dragon is never given a proper name in the [Shrek] films. Her fire can melt
metal in seconds, such as Prince Charming's sword in the third film. She
has a taste for knights, her favorite dish. She even has a recipe book
for preparing them for dinner. In the first film, Dragon is charged with guarding Princess Fiona in
her isolated castle, and is therefore initially seen by Shrek and Donkey
as an antagonist. While Shrek tries to rescue the princess, Donkey
finds himself at the mercy of Dragon. However, in terror, he
successfully, but unintentionally, wins her over. Shrek and Donkey
manage to escape with Fiona, leaving Dragon behind. Dragon returns later
in the film, having escaped the volanic keep, and reunites with Donkey.
She flies him and Shrek to Duloc to prevent Fiona marrying Lord
Farquaad, whom she later eats. Dragon and Donkey begin a relationship,
and at the end of the film, when Shrek and Fiona get married, Fiona
tosses her bouquet and Dragon catches it. She looks over at Donkey, who
then looks at Shrek with surprise and slight terror. After Shrek nods to
Donkey, giving them his blessing, Donkey accepts Dragon as his mate," (taken from Wikipedia). Then they make some kind of ugly flying jackass. The end.
Women, with dragon eyes, are like the dragon. Initially, violent, even willing to murder. Which can be attractive, even fun, I guess. Somehow, in their insanity, the dragon woman will fall in love with you. However, you did nothing to promote that feeling, nor did you reciprocate that feeling. You were merely interested. You are forced, not by the laws of nature or love, rather the laws of submission, to give into them. If you do not, they will eat you; they love eating people. In the end, you will make ugly looking babies.
When you see a woman with dragon eyes, you become interested. When you become interested, you say too much. When you say too much, you get into trouble. When you get into trouble, you get end up in a commitment. When you have a commitment, you make rash decisions. And when you make rash decisions, you wake up to an ugly baby. Stop making rash decisions. Don't look at women with dragon eyes.
NOTE: I do not have any real experience in this field. But I know a many men who have fallen to this con. Thanks to their experiences, I have dodged that bullet. Her eyes tell the story. And she either has F.P. or the murder gene, for sure.
